So i work at K-Mart and on Saturday night i was working pretty stoned tidying up the shoe section and this guy comes up to me and goes ‘Excuse me, where are your toilets?’ and i go ‘Um we don’t sell toilets???’ and then he’s like ‘No, not to buy, to use?’ and i just stood there like ????????????????
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if i misgender u please just spray me with a spray bottle like a cat
I feel horrible when I do this. It’s been done to me. Just hiss at me and I’ll curl up at your feet and mew until you correct and forgive me.