☪ drugs and drink alcohol because nothing is good enough in your life to bother with, but to hallucinate ☪

my main question is has anyone ever fantasized about having sex with me

sparkhy:

you might as well wear a condom on your head if you’re gonna act like a dick 

trillow:

[police officer] “sir are you in possession of any illegal drugs”

“sure thing son whatchu need”

"I was just thinking about someone else touching you and now I can’t decide on whether I want to break their hands or my own.”
i just want you all to myself, i’m sorry  (via childoflust)
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